AltBrothers

Oh Prince of the darkness of PEACE, unselfishness, simple-living, LOVE and truth-telling. Thou little “terrorist” child from Bethlehem who didst draw the attention, yet slipped through the web of King Herod’s Department of Homeland Security and CIA apparatus. Protecting national interests… the collateral damage of all those other slain baby boys… such a pity.

We have come this long way through the annual trial and tribulation of a holiday shopping season, and enough jingling bell music to grow a headache the size of I”W”AQ. We pause this very brief moment to footnote your birthday, in theory and for Wrong-”wing political points, but NOT the fact that you were of suspect birth, that you were a terror to the state and religious establishments, or that you went far away to plan a code-named “Second Coming” and final wave of terrorism in which all the earth will essentially be obliterated. This surely will eclipse bin Laden and al-Qaeda.

I want to warn you though, King Herod might have missed you but Kings George and Cheney are hell-bent. They’ve been trying to kill Lady Liberty and the Constitution for a few years already. We’re all either stunned stupid or secretly applauding. They must be stopped, their assets, the assets of their assets must be frozen and they must be imprisoned on Mars or Pluto or some far off star unfortunate enough to be in the shadow of a nearby death star.

Still, many of us do hope that progress has been made on reducing the violence and pumping up the peace factor of this “Second Coming” plan.

Peace Out.