Altbrothers predicts DEMs will take White House
February 25, 2008
WASHINGTON STATE — AltBrothers predicted Monday that voters will replace the Liar Spy-er Thief Torturer and Murderer-in-Chief with a Democrat president who will “end the lies and deaths” in Iraq, and work to end the violence and death in Darfur and Kenya and elsewhere. “I’m confident we’ll take the White House in 2008,” AltBrother told donors.
“Americans are flocking by the Tens of Thousands for CHANGE from the stale thinking of national and personal security through lies and violence; of prosperity through theft and the resulting suffering near and far.”
“And I don’t want the next Democrat president to be lonely,” AltBrother said. “And that is why we got to take the House, retake the Senate, and make sure our states are governed by Democratic governors like Christine Gregoire”
The pep talk came in the midst of a presidential campaign that largely (and rightfully) has overshadowed the current Evil Administration’s final year in office. Leader of Lies, Theft and Death has promised to be an active fundraiser for Republicans, and he had no trouble slipping into enthusiastic campaign mode Monday evening.
When asked about the same-old-defense, low taxes crime policies of the current administration AltBrother suggested that the best defense is a truthful and diplomatic offense, including ending the selling of weapons and nuclear technology on the black market such as has happened in previous corrupt administrations. “We must end the practice of taking away the poor worker’s profit. We must stop giving it to those who are already exponentially financially secure for life. We must end predatory lending and collections against those who try to get an education.”
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*If you saw the news clip today in the national press, you know what I’m doing here. Sometimes you gotta get into the psycho-psych-out war with the worst of them. grin
